#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
spoilers: the stripper is loki
(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre)
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
(Source: andrewscotts)
Via everyone deserves the chance to fly
Banner: But why me and why Sesame Street?
Coulson: Well, they are colorful creatures. You know… like… the Other Guy.
Via You here to finish me off, sweetheart?
“Hey, Barton, want to come up to the science division?” Bruce asked, on a particularly slow day at Stark Towers.
“Sure thing, Freckles,” Clint replied, enthusiastically, thinking he’d be helping Bruce blow things up.
(Source: catching-everlark)
Via you have heart
We do not back talk AMERICA in this house, young man!
LOVE THESE THINGS
Via Treat well, cause I know a damn good Trickster
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Hi - I'm Elle and I'm a Computer Science student, with an interest in Forensics.
